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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2020 5:33 am 
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A plane has five passengers on board: Donald Trump, the Pope, Dr. Anthony Fauci , Hillary Clinton, and a ten year old school girl. The plane is about to crash and there are only four parachutes.
Dr Fauci, said “I need one. I have to help develop a cure for the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He straps on a parachute and jumps.
The pope said “I need one, I have to help spiritually guide people through the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He takes one and jumps.
Hillary said ‘‘I need one, I’m the smartest woman in the United States.” she takes one and jumps.
President Trump pauses for a moment and then turns to the 10-year-old. After a deep sigh, he says tenderly, "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only starting". The child replies, "Don’t worry. There are two parachutes left. The smartest woman in the United States took my school backpack.

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"To Do is to Be"
Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)

"To Be is to Do"
Kant (1724 - 1804)

"Do Be Do Be Do"
Sinatra (1915 - 1998)

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FRIENDS

Me And You Are Friends ...

You Fight , I Fight ...

You Hurt , I Hurt ...

You Cry , I Cry ...

You Jump Off A Bridge ...

I'm Gonna Miss Your Dumb Ass .

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A trucker was driving his fully loaded rig to the top of a
steep hill. Just as he was starting down the equally steep
other side, he noticed a man and a woman lying in the center
of the road, making wild and passionate love.

In total disbelief, he blew his air horn several times as he
was bearing down on them. He realized that they were not going
to stop or get out of his way, so he slammed on his brakes and
stopped just inches from them.

Furious, he got out of the cab and walked to the front of the
truck. He looked down at the two, still in the road, and
yelled, "What the hell's the matter with you two? Didn't you
hear me blowing the horn? You could have been Killed!~"

Eventually, the man looked up at the truck driver, obviously
satisfied and not too concerned and said, "Look, I was coming,
she was coming and you were coming. You were the only one with
brakes."

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2 nuns were walking in Central Park in New York late at night
and 2 men came out of the bushes, and started to force them
into having sex.

The first nun prayed saying, "Forgive him Lord for he does not
know what he is doing."

While the other nun screams, "Mine does!"

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When Hydrogen "U'
Played Oxygen Tech
The Game had just begun,

When Hydrogen racked
up two fast points,
and Oxygen still had
none.

Then,Oxygen scored a
single goal
and thus it did remain,

At Hydrogen 2
and Oxygen One:
called because of rain.

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How to have a baby?

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

"Mother,where do babies come from ?"

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, "Well dear,Mommy and Daddy fall in
love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom,they kiss and hug and have
sex."

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, "That means the daddy puts his
penis in mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby,honey." The child seems to
comprehend .


"Oh,I see,but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy's penis in
your mouth. What do you get when you do that ?"

Jewelry,my dear. Jewelry."

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